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“Tight End Zone”
Super Bowl XLVI Week End
February 3 &4

Don’t miss the biggest game weekend of the season & all the tight ends you can handle! We will have plenty of pre-game Timberline style halftime activities this weekend starting on Friday with a kickoff Dance at 8pm. During the day on Saturday we will play darts in the end zone and half time we will perform the pageantry of nude bowling. Around 6:30 bring your favorite Super Bowl appetizer to the bar area and we can talk over game plans for the evening. Then at 8PM our pre-Super Bowl Dance with our Wild and Playful “Darling David” DJ playing tunes for you till 1AM. Finalize your evening with games in the Play House. It’s your call to sit on the side lines or play the field. Ladies ware your cheerleading outfit or Jersey and we will judge the best cheerleader for a $25.00 gift certificate.
Hot Tub and Play House Open 24 hrs.
Come on you deserve it.

Valentine’s Day!
Week End February 10th & 11th

February 11th
Only $65.00 per couple.
Single Ladies $20.00
Dinner Separate charge.
Make your Valentines weekend Reservations Today!

Lodging special for Friday and Saturday nights. First night $99.00 second night Free!
Couples dress in pink or red (Sexy is Best) and your day Fee for Friday Feb 10th is ½ off. You only pay $25.00

A Special Treat on Saturday Feb. 11 at 9pm Caution: Dangerously Hot !!!
Ladies do you enjoy watching a hot sexy guy, in public, in front of a crowd, showing off his body and teasing you with every inch of his body? Then you will be at the right place on Saturday February 11th 9pm in Timberline’s Night Club. Wild and outrageously delicious Hunkmania Mark will be here to entertain you in a most eye appealing way. Men this is for you too because your lady will be ready and willing for you to have your way with her.

Timberline has a Nurse on Staff just in case you may need a little extra to pep you up. Nurse “Good Pussy” will be on duty! She has “shots” for whatever ails you!

Office hours vary!

Disclaimer: Nurse “Good Pussy” is not a real nurse she only pretends to be

Massage by Tami

Give your Special Sweetheart a massage. Book your appointment early! Her fingers will dance across your body and make you feel so goooooood!!

You will not find all this for Valentine’s Week End anywhere.
• Romanic Candle Light Formal Dinner. Enjoy this meal experience prepared by our very own Culinary Chef Greg and his assistant Anthony
• Roses for all the Ladies
• Valentine couples Photo’s by Jeff. ( FREE of charge)
• Then let the Romance begin. Our guest DJ Zimmer will play your most romantic songs, and as the evening rolls on he will mesmerize you as he raises it up a notch with some down and dirty listening pleasure.
• Play Rooms (24 hrs)
• Hot Tub (24 hrs)
• After Parties
• FUN! FUN! FUN! And did I mention ADULT FUN!
• Texas Hold`Em, Poker, Naked WII lots more games and other perversions
• BYOB small charge for setups. We sell beer, wine coolers, sodas, water etc.
• MALE Stripper performing at 9pm in Timberlines Night Club
• Messages by “Tami”
• Nurse “Good Pussy”

Join us early. We open at 9am. The hot tub is hot and the play rooms are ready anytime. These venues are open 24 hours for all your fun and pleasures.

Snack Shack/Restaurant on premises will close at 3PM on Saturday Feb 11 only all other days till 7PM

Our Valentine’s Romanic Candle Light Dinner: 5:00 pm
Chef Greg, Timberline’s very own professional chef, will be serving the following menu so your taste buds can party before you do.
Your choice Prime Rib or ½ Grilled Chicken, Salad, Baked Potato, Vegetable, Yeast Rolls,
Our Grand Chocolate Desert Bar
Only $30.00 per person (Reservations Required RSVP by Feb 4)

We shuttle to Area Motels on exit 317:
*LaQuinta 931-456-9338 *Budget Inn 931-484-2261
*Economy Inn 931-484-8122
*Best Western Leisure Inn 931-484-1551

Call or email for Valentines Week End and Dinner Reservations
(Itinerary and pricing are subject to change without notice)

Friday Fun Day
January 27th

It’s time for a FUN day!! Call in to work and take a sick day. I know you have a cough coming on. Timberline has just the cure you need. We can make sure you get the shots you need and the liquid medicine that will cure anything except a hangover! Night Club opens at 8pm – 1am Friday and Saturday with our young and wild DJ “Darling David”

Fondue Night
January 28th

"Oui, oui, oui, oui!!! I am sure you like to “Fondue”. Everyone that comes to Timberline will really enjoy this FUN Night!!! The definition is a French verb fondre ('to melt'). Timberline’s definition and spelling of Fondue is a little different “Fond-do-in-it” is a natural Fun Act!!! That is exactly what we are going to do. At 8pm in Timberline’s Night Club the Cheese Fondue will be melted and ready to tantalize your taste buds. Breads of all assortments will also be provided by Timberline and not only will your taste buds dance our one and only DJ “Darling David” will step it up a notch, make you hot and melt your inhibitions away with the sexy tunes of the time. It is your job to melt the night away in whatever fashion you think will make you “Fond-of-do-in-it”. Come join us and find out for yourself. Hot tub and Play House open 24 hrs.

Events listed above are provided for informational purposes only. By accepting any discounts you agree that your attendance at the listed event is both voluntary and at your own risk. You understand and agree that neither TIMBERLINE nor its owners, and affiliates (collectively, "Timberline Resort") control the events or the venues at which the events take place, and you hereby expressly release Timberline from any and all claims arising from, or in any way connected to, the foregoing. This agreement merges and supersedes all prior and contemporaneous agreements and/or representations between the parties relating to the listed events. This agreement shall be construed, governed, interpreted and applied in accordance with the laws of the State of Tennessee, and the parties consent to the sole and exclusive jurisdiction of the state and federal courts of Tennessee for any and all issues arising out of, or related to, the terms of this agreement or your attendance at the listed events or resort.

We never let the dust settle at Timberline, there is always something special going on each weekend all year long.
Your day fee gets you 24 hours of fun and use of all our facilities.