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 “Spring Fling”
&
“Miss Rachel’s Birthday Bash”
Week End March 19th & 20th

Spring is in the air. Love is everywhere. Flowers, frolicking and philandering is abundant this week end. Our Friday night dance is the beginning and starts at 8pm. Miss Rachel’s Birthday Bash is on Saturday at 8pm. She is defiantly our concierge and makes sure all have a wonderful and fun time here at Timberline. Come celebrate her birthday Timberline style. Plant your seeds and watch them grow. Our “Spring Fling” will burst into Bloom.


“Diva’s”
Naked, Naughty & Ready to Please
Week End March 26th &27th

Are you undercover Naughty? I bet you have so much fun walking around acting innocently – all the while knowing everyone really wants to know how naughty you can be and you are ready to Please. Do you Love wearing sexy, sheer dresses because they don’t hide anything? By the way Naked is optional – of course, heels are a must. It is such a turn on to know that other people think you are hot and you Love that attention.  Well, this is your night!!  Friday and Saturday Nights Dance starts at 8pm. By the way you have to be Naked to get into the “Hot Tub”


Easter
“Egg Party”
Week End April 2nd & 3rd

This is a week end you will want to attend. We will have Easter eggs hidden all around “Timberline” inside and out.  These eggs will have prizes in them.  The prizes will be “Timberline” money that you can use for our “Timberline Vegas” Week End coming up on April 16th & 17th . We are going to throw a few other prizes into the eggs also. Like 10%, 20%, 30% and 50% off clothing in our Timberline Boutique.  We will double “Timberline” money for the egg slut who has found the most eggs. And to the egg wallflower, this is the one that will admit to finding the fewest eggs (you must have at least one egg and, in case of a tie, explain to the judges why you deserve to win). The wallflower will also win extra “Timberline” money. There will be one egg inside the Lodge for our lodge guest only to find. If you are the lucky one your week end lodging will be “FREE”.  We will have a “Playboy Bunny Hop” (dance) on Friday and Saturday nights starting at 8pm. Of course all our “Bunnies” can hop right into the “Hot Tub” anytime.


“Body Circus”
“Erotic, Magical & Fantasy Ball”
Face and Body Painting
Week End April 9th & 10th

 Friday nights dance is the warm-up to Sat nights Erotic, Magical and Crazy Fantasy Ball. Dances start at 8pm. Get your creative juices flowing. You can do as little or as much as you like. We have black lights so glow in the dark/UV paint would be perfect. At 2pm Saturday afternoon we will gather at the Clubhouse and paint each others bodies. This could be Erotically FUN. At the evenings dance we will award prizes for the most original and best face/body painting.


“Vegas”
Timberline Style
Week End April 16th & 17th

Ok. You have been waiting to have another “Vegas” week end. Now it’s here. Make your reservations early. This events lodging sells out quick. Week end lodging special buy 1 night get the next night Free.  That means it’s just $99.00 for 2 nights. The fun begins at 8pm at our Friday night dicey dance. Then join us for a fun filled Saturday trying your luck at one of our casino tables. You don’t have to be a professional gambler to win prizes [and they will be nice]. We will have more black jack tables and for those that entered our Easter egg hunt a couple weeks back will have extra money to play with which is a real advantage. A donation of $35.00 will get you $1000.00 in Timberline “play” money, a special t-shirt designed by Diane. [The artwork is great, may be a collector item someday] and our endless buffet lunch and dinner bar. Top 5 winners at the end of the night with the most winnings will be given prizes. 1st,2nd,3rd  prizes 3 two months membership certificates, 4th prize $100.00 shopping spree in the Timberline boutique, 5th prize $50.00 shopping spree in the Timberline boutique. The gambling will begin at 1pm on Saturday and end at 5pm. Eat, drink, gamble and then dance the night away. Another dicey dance will start at 8pm. If you didn’t win at the tables maybe your luck will change in the playrooms. The bar will open at 11am. For those of you who do not want to take a chance at gambling can play other games in the game room. WII, darts and other perversions. But above all we will have plenty of liquor in the front and poker in the rear. Did I mention FUN! And more FUN!!! This is an event you’ll want to attend.


 

 

 

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