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Our new Yahoo forum at last count had:
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Timberline Lodge & Resort now has an official fan site on FaceBook, Please be sure to join in and become a fan of Timberline to stay even more up to date. Click this link  TIMBERLINE ON FB or search on FaceBook for "Timberline lodge & Resort" (you will see the TL logo). 

April 12, 2010
Hello Timberline Members, 

Exciting times around Timberline these days!  I am most excited about the additions in the Lodge. The office is Larger with a new window that will be great for busy week ends like this week end to check in and out all the Guest coming for our Spring “Vegas” Timberline Style. We have a new boutique and hopefully the newly remodeled Snack Bar will be finished. You got to come and see how cool everything is. Danny and Joey have done a great Job!! The next project is expanding the bar. That’s going to be wonderful.

Pool anyone? We have 2 pools now. The one with water in it will be open soon. Trying to get the thing cleaned it’s being stubborn, but we are trying our best to have it ready for this week end.  Now we have a Pool Table in the Snack Bar area for those that get board just lying around pool side.

March was fun. The Diva’s week end proved to be very Spicy especially after the Dance at the hot tub. The Egg Hunt on Easter Week End was a hit. Gosh if I didn’t know better I would have thought we had a bunch of kids running around here finding Eggs. The most found was 66 and the least was 2. All had fun and they earned a lot of extra Timberline moneys to play with this coming week end. We did have a couple to find the Egg hidden in the Lodge and they got their week end lodging for FREE.

Body Painting this past week end was so much fun. Although Friday nights dance and party was a rare one Janice appeared and must have really got everyone else to party wild and furious. Saturday though was really funny. Most of our guest was members who have their RV’s parked here. Spring cleaning was definitely under way. Then the Sun Dwellers come out and the pool area was full of Naked Bodies. That was real nice to see, but suns burns were apparent at the Dance. Everyone worked so hard and then let the Sun pull out what energy they had left. But fun was had anyway. Marty and Belinda did a great job with the body painting. And I used Glow in the Dark colors supplied by John M. to draw signs on everyone. No I am not going to tell you what I wrote you should have been here!

Please look at the Web site www.timberline-resort.com we have new pages. Cookies Corner is our wonderful cook and head staff lady for the lodge and she keeps me straight too. It’s recipes and good eatn. She has a contest going on for the best receipt that is useable for Timberlines Restaurant. When we get enough we will publish a cook book. Any erotic foods would be great!

Good News! We have an R.V.I.A. Certified Technician on Property.  You all know him Pat Carr he is also on Staff as one of the bartenders.  He will be glad to address any issues such as appliance repair, roof ceiling, trailer & deck washing, small repairs etc. you may have with your camper. Just ask Pat. His charges are very reasonable (less than ½ what a dealership would be). You can call him 865- 406- 8988 email pat_09@yahoo.com or call the office and we will be glad to hook you up. Don’t waste that precious “Play Time” let Pat do all your repairs or maintenance?

Golf anyone? We now have golf packages if you like the game check out what we have to offer on the Web site www.timberline-resort.com.  There will be other packages soon to come.

Have you noticed? Fred our webby guy (web master) shortened the address for the web page. Boy what idiot made the other one so long any way LOL? Janice must have done it. LOL. Any way our email at the office is office@timberline-resort.com if you’re ever interested in just dropping me a line. And if you have anything of interest for the Newsletter just send it to me.

Well don’t forget “Vegas” at Timberline this week end.  The gambling is on Saturday starting at 1pm and ends at 5pm. We have a new t-shirt design. Designed by our Artist on Staff. ME! [Diane]. The t-shirt is Free with your buy in and so is the Vegas style buffet. Check the web site for menu. It is well worth the $35.00 to have a really fun afternoon. Hope to see you.

Danny and Diane (Janice Too)

Hello from the web guy,

Our new Yahoo forum at last count had:
115 registered users
55 postings

Be sure to check out the complete website and join the forums

Timberline Lodge & Resort now has an official fan site on FaceBook, Please be sure to join in and become a fan of Timberline to stay even more up to date. Click this link  TIMBERLINE ON FB or search on FaceBook for "Timberline lodge & Resort" (you will see the TL logo). 

Hugs,
Webby

March 10, 2010
Hello Timberline Members, 

It has been a couple months or so since the last “Newsletter”. I apologize.  I will bring you up to date on the happenings around “Timberline”.

We had a great “Christmas”. The decorations were beautiful and the Timberline Christmas Tree Ornaments were outstanding. Some were home made and some were bought and low and behold if Mike and Sandy didn’t find a “Frog” Christmas Ornament. Can you believe that!!!! Make sure in 2010 you bring another ornament and put your name and yr somewhere on it. I will remind you. But as you travel different places through the summer you might come across an ornament that is unique. So keep Christmas in mind.

“New Years Eve” Week End was quite an event.  New years fell on Thursday night. So the party went on for 3 days and NIGHTS.  We had our first sit-down formal dinner and served 52 couples for dinner. This was reservations only and Miss Rachel did a wonderful job cooking the vittles’. Served hot and on time. This will definitely be a tradition for “Timberline”.

Diane’s Birthday Bash (the Queen) was part of this week end too. She said it was the best 22^nd 40^th Birthday she had ever had. (Diane just wants to make sure that if you know her age don’t tell anyone or she’ll have to kill ya. She’s only 40 you know. LOL) She hopes next yrs 40^th will be even more fun. And YES Janice showed up. Diane does not know what she is going to do with her. Diane’s reputation keeps going down hill. For those that know Janice you understand. LOL

Well, Have I mentioned the coooooold weather yet? The coldest weather in 25 yrs. Of Course it was the coldest since this is the very first year “Timberline” (the nudist camp LOL) has ever been open in its History. We closed the week end after New Years and cancelled the “After New Years Let down Party because of the frigid temperature. I think 7 people were on premises. Can you believe 3 of the women went out to play in the snow in sub-zero weather!!! It was so cold for so long the Pool was frozen over and the 3 women made snow angels and played ice pool volleyball Naked. ! No joke. Well they did have hats, gloves, scarves, and boots on. We have pictures to prove it.  So don’t let anyone say you can’t have fun in the winter at “Timberline”.

Our “Valentines” Week End was full of “Hanky Panky and Romance. We had our second sit down formal dinner and again Miss Rachel out did herself. Another tradition “Timberline” will continue. Don’t miss next years.

If you missed “Marty Gras” at Timberline you missed a fantastic party both nights. Standing room only in the bar and lounge area. We set a record with how many people you could get in the hot tub at one time. What a blast!!! We have new members, Marty and Belinda that were raised in New Orleans and volunteered to cook our dinners. Very authentic. The Chicken Gumbo was outstanding. Thanks Marty.

The boobs and beads were everywhere.  Some of you missed it so plan on next year.

“Timberline” has grown immensely through the winter. Every week end we have had new couples and 38 couples took a yrs membership. “WOW”!!!!!!!!!!!!  This is unbelievable for winter months at any nudist resort.  Thanks to all of you for becoming a part of “Timberline”.  Just think what the “Summer” is going to be.

With new memberships new information and policies will be added for the convenience and enjoyment for all. Please check with the office to find out if anything has changed periodically. 

We want to introduce new Staff members Fred and Michelle. They have been friends of Danny and Diane for a long time. Fred is our web-master. You will be seeing both of them helping in the office and they get up so early they clean the clubhouse and areas after the parties Fri and Sat. What a blessing that is. Make sure you show them your appreciation. Fred has especially done a fantastic job on the Web site. If you haven’t been there in awhile take a peak.  It’s always good to look at the web site often. We now have a tab for specials. We have some good ones so don’t miss out on them.

Fred has made a new “Timberline group” on Yahoo.  Please join our growing family. The forum is a good way to keep in touch with your friends or even acquaintances that you want to make lasting friendships with.  The easiest way to join is go to the Timberline web site www.timberline-resort.com and join from there.  Also if you are members on SLS join the Timberline group on that site. We offer different specials for the SLS timberline group. It is worth your while to check it out only if you want to save money that is.

Improvements: We took down one of the decks at the pool to make it larger to accommodate all the new members that have joined and just folks that can only come to timberline as 1 or 2 day members.  The poolside bar will be expanded and another new deck is in the works. In growing we have to expand. What a great problem!!! The office is being expanded as this newsletter is being written and the snack bar area, boutique, and snack bar kitchen will all be remodeled. When more memberships and daily members come in we can make things better and better. Please excuse our mess.

Of course we have more yearly lot renters. Please make sure you follow the policies of keeping your dog(s) on a leash at all times. Lattice work around your deck if you have one, etc. Refer to the rules and policy sheet or from our web site to find out what you need to know.

PLEASE make sure you follow our NO SEX in COMMON AREAS rule. This is especially hard when you are drinking and naked. We do not want to embarrass anyone, but if you are caught in un-approved areas you will be called on it. First time you will get a warning, next time you will be ask to leave and remain in your lodging till the next day. The 3^rd time you will be asked to leave permanently with no refunds. This also includes our LIQUOR policy. Remember we cater to NUDIST and SWINGERS and we want everyone to be respectful to each other, have fun, and enjoy themselves. 

This week end is going to be lots of fun.  It’s our St. Patrick’s Celebration weekend and Danny’s Birthday Bash (the King). Hope you can make it. New events will be posted soon.

See ya at “Timberline”
Danny and Diane (and Janice too)

January 29, 2010
Hello Timberline Members,

It’s SNOWING, SNOWING, and SNOWING here at Timberline.  We have some brave people who are here and coming in for the evening. I hope they know they are going to be snowed in. But, this is the best place I know to get snowed in!!! We are still going to party.

We had a great “New Years Eve” and Week End.. The Dinner was wonderful and the party was a blast. Thanks to everyone who came.

We have had some really good weekends since the 1^st. This weekend is our “Pajama Party”. I don’t think we are going to get enough people to see how many we can get on the bed in the Play Room. But we will have a great time anyway.

Our “Valentines Day” Weekend is Feb. 12^th, 13^th. Our Dinner Menu is Rib Eye Steak or ½ Grilled Chicken (your choice). The cost of the Dinner is $25.00 per person. You must make reservations! The Dinner will begin at 5:30 pm central time.

Dinner Menu:
Grilled Rib Eye Steak  (please specify how you want it cooked)
Baked Potato
Green Beans
Tossed Salad
Cherry Cheese Cake
Tea or Coffee

R.S.V.P. Before Feb. 9^th 2010
Call the office 931-787-3317 or email office@timberline-resort.com
Again you must make reservations! And choose which entree you prefer and how you want it prepared.

If you have a VIP membership you will not be charged extra, but if you have a Regular membership there is an extra $25.00 charge per couple for the Valentines dance.

For those who are just Day Members we have a special for our Lodging. Friday and Saturday. Just $99.00. Yes it’s a BOGO sale. Stay Friday night get Saturday night Free. The Valentines Party and Dance is $40.00 per couple and includes all day. So come early and enjoy the Hot Tub, Play Games and meet new people. If you are going to attend the Valentines Dinner the cost is $25.00 per person. This is a formal Dinner with white tablecloths and real silverware. But you can dress, as you like. The norm is Jeans and top.

Don’t forget you must make dinner reservations no later than February 9^th. Call the office 931-787-3317 or email office@timberline-resort.com.

WOW! Lots of new members. Come see who they are.

December 3, 2009
Hello Timberline Members,

Well, “Thanksgiving” is over and “Christmas’ is in gear.  We thought it would be great to have a Christmas Tree for the Timberline members and guests to decorate. Bring an ornament to hang on the tree. Make sure we can put your name and date on it somewhere.  This will be the New Timberlines first Christmas that will keep on going year after year.  Please participate this will be fun.

I need to know who will be here for the “News Years Eve” party.  We will be having a Prime Rib dinner or Pork Loin if you do not like prime rib (your choice).  The cost of the Dinner is $25.00 per person.  You must make reservations! The Dinner will begin at 5:30 pm central time.

Dinner Menu:
Prime Rib or Pork Loin
Baked Potato
Green Beans
Tossed Salad
Desert
Tea or Coffee
R.S.V.P. Before Dec 23, 2009

Call the office 931-787-3317 or email office@timberline-resort.com
Again you must make reservations! And choose which entrée you prefer.

For those who are just Day Members we have a special of $49.00 a couple to attend the “New Years Eve” party. All party favors and champagne toast at midnight are included. If you are going to attend the New Years Eve Dinner the cost is $25.00 per person.

For Lodging Regular Rates apply for New Years Eve night $99.00, but if you stay for the entire weekend the cost is $119.00 for all 3 nights. Don’t forget you must make dinner reservations no later than December 23, 2009. Call the office 931-787-3317 or email office@timberline-resort.com

There is a special event for Sat night the 2nd of January we are going to have a “Birthday Bash” for Diane who will be celebrating her 40th birthday once again. (Sorry, her real age is not disclosed. If you know or find out what birthday it is keep it to yourself or we might have to kill ya. LOL). For this evening we will have plenty of food, fun, cake and ice cream. So let’s party!!!!

I hope everyone has winterized your Campers. If you have not please call the office and we will make sure it is done for you. The charge is $40.00  + antifreeze cost.

For those members who have not been here since it has turned cold.  You need to check us out. The old clubhouse has been renovated.  We have central heat and air, a real nice sitting area with a fireplace, a new dance floor, DJ booth and lighting, a new lounge and bar and a Game room with a dartboard and Wii.  Of course the hot tub is “HOT”. Come see what we have done and bring someone with you!!!

Well, guess I will sign off for now. Hope to see all of you soon.

Diane and Danny