Timberline Lodge & Resort

This is where we will post any items of importance that you may need to know:
Be sure to check here regularly for any notices that do not fit on any of the other pages.

For the convenience of our Guest.
All menu items available.
For those who want heartier fixin's we will serve a special plate meal, also.

Timberline Special Offer
Announcing the Newest & Hottest
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Register on this new site and get FREE Timberline stays.
Timberline Lodge and Resort is a clothing optional lifestyle friendly resort.

No other swinger networking site can offer you these kinds of deals.
Be on the ground floor and help us grow. You can only WIN!!!!

Check out these fantastic specials: (Don’t wait this is a limited time offer.)

Type	Regular	VIP
1 month	$14.95	$19.95
3 month	$24.95	$39.95
6 month	$39.95	$69.00
12 month	$69.00	$129.00
Lifetime	$199.00	$299.00

For anyone that didn't already know I owned and operated a computer resource center back in NY for nearly 7 years. And while I am no longer officially in that line of work other than doing some basic websites and IT work for a few folks including Timberline. I am still able to doctor up your sick baby and get her running again in most cases LOL.

If you have a sickly putter and need it fixed up I am happy to offer my services at a very reasonable rate to any Timberline member. Just hunt me down on any
weekend at Timberline, give me a buzz on Yahoo (zmaximuz), E-MAIL ME Or send me a text/give me a call 865.963.5598

I look forward to healing your baby soon!

Hugs,
Fred

Good News! We have an R.V.I.A. Certified Technician on Property. You all know him Pat Carr he is also on Staff as one of the bartenders. He will be glad to address any issues such appliance repair, roof ceiling, trailer & deck washing, small repairs, ECT. You may have with your camper. Just ask Pat. His charges are very reasonable (less than ½ what a dealership would be) and no service charges. You can call him 865-406-8988 email pat_099@yahoo.com or call office and we will be glad to hook you up. Don’t waste that precious “Play Time” let Pat do all your repairs or maintenance?

Surfing note; Did you realize that all of our links are listed alphabetically? Well they are, maybe that will help you find what you are looking for even faster :)

We have received a few questions as to the state of the RV water and the pool so here are the answers you have been waiting for.....

So long as the pool company keeps its word and makes it out to the resort this week the pool should be open this upcoming weekend.
HOWEVER, we will not begin heating the pool until Memorial Day Weekend. Please keep this in mind when planning your visits.

We have had several folks ask about bringing in a song or CD so that they can hear "their song" at the dance. We welcome you to bring in your CD and we will do our very best to add your song(s) to that night's cue. Please be sure to mention (AT REGISTRATION) to the staff that you have brought in your CD(s) for the DJ to play your song(s) and that way we can add your song to the mix at that time. Your song(s) MUST be added to the play cue prior to the start of the dance otherwise we may not be able to accommodate your request.

Stay tuned for a new section which is coming soon to Timberline's website. "Cookie's Corner" will be the new page where our very own "Cookie" (Rachel Ray) will keep us updated with the current menus, upcoming food specials, and our very own recipe contest where YOU can submit your favorite recipes that you believe would be the perfect fit here at the resort. YES, the person who sends the best recipe each month will receive a "prize". Get those recipes out, dusted off and ready to fire off in electronic text format so you are ready to go.

*Remember the best recipes would be ones that are cost effective to prepare for a large group of folks here at the resort.*

2/17/10

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!

The Producers of the new Jerry Seinfeld Show contacted us yesterday about doing a segment here at Timberline on nudity. This could be a big boost for us and we need help. Folks imagine out of all the nudists resorts we were chosen and yes we asked the question did others turn it down and was that is why they chose us. NO!! The truth is they saw our web site [Great job FRED], got on here and looked at the caliber of people joining our SLS group and read some of the comments about Timberline, how friendly we are and they also was impressed on how we picked our theme weekends. We must be doing something right----RIGHT!!!

Ok here is the deal----They want couples who can discuss, banter, or object to going to a nudist resort. [Imagine that] Remember this is a comedy. What has to happen is one is for being nude and visiting a nudists or clothing optional resort the other is not. If you think you can do this then you would be interviewed by the producers and then a decision would be made as whether you would fit the bill.

Folks this is going to happen in the next 2-3 weeks. They are coming here!! Just a word of caution, remember this is national television so if you decide to be a part of it you will be seen by millions of people including possibly your neighbors, co-workers and yes your minister if you have one and he ;likes Seinfeld. So be sure, they will get you to sign a release form.

Ok let's get the ball rolling, we already have 5 commitments so hurry time is a wasting.

We now have a brand new Yahoo group and invite all of our Timberline family to come join us. This group is the perfect place to keep up with friends old and new as well as to share fun links and photos with the rest of the Timberline membership. This is the only official and approved group representing Timberline Lodge & Resort. Please be aware that if you are a member of another "Timberline group" that this resort and group are in no way affiliated with the other group. To get to this group simply click THIS LINK or click on the word "Forum" at the top of any page on this website.